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Why could Leonard Bernstein never go outside during a thunderstorm?



He was a very good conductor.

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A talmudist goes to Moscow...

After months of negotiation with the authorities, a Talmudist
from Odessa was finally granted permission to visit Moscow.

He boarded the train and found an empty seat. At the next stop,
a young man got on and sat next to him. The scholar looked at the young
man and he thought: This f...

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An anti-semitic man walks into a bar.

In the corner of the bar, there is a man who is wearing a golden necklace with a Jewish Star, which the man takes notice of.



He says, "I hate all goddamn jews. I'm going to buy a drink for everyone in this bar, except for that jew in the corner there."



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