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Rising Sea Level Jokes

The whole of Ireland is at risk from rising sea levels.

Apart from Cork, which will stay afloat.

Rising sea levels have lowered the value of my home.

Now my mortgage is underwater.

I saw Al Gore talking about rising sea levels the other day...

He really needs to come to terms with losing Florida.

Poseidon, Zeus, and Hades sit down for a drink.

They know that, because of those pesky humans, it will be their last meeting in a long time. Zeus is attempting to combat climate change, Poseidon is dealing with rampant pollution and rising sea levels, and Hades needs to update his infrastructure to deal with the massive influx of souls after WW3....

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