Tectonic Jokes - 17 Hilarious Tectonic Jokes

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

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Yo Mama so fat, when she breaks a plate…

It’s usually of the tectonic variety.

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What did a tectonic plate say to another tectonic plate after they accidentally collided?

Sorry, my fault.

(I'm sure it's been said before, but I still giggled at that one)

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How do tectonic plates greet each other?

They shake lands

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What do you call two tectonic plates having a fight?

Ground beef

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I’ve never trusted tectonic plates

They’re too shifty

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Even if tectonic plates aren't dishwasher safe...

I bet they make for a great continental breakfast!

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Are tectonic plates dishwasher safe?

IDK but they're perfect for a continental breakfast.

- that's some faulty humour -

Source:
http://lustyyouth.tumblr.com/post/119359329507/affectionateghostie-maddoraptor-edwrad

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Did you hear about the new plate tectonics discovery?

It's ground breaking.

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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

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Why do tectonic plates keep rubbing each other up without any reason?

They have some dispute over whose fault it is.

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What do you call a border dispute along tectonic plates that's settled through improv?

Whose Fault Line is it Anyway?

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What is it called when two tectonic plates have a romantic relationship?

Subduction!

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[OC] What’s the difference between a fault line and a robot who just wants to be friends?

What’s the difference between a fault line and a robot who just wants to be friends?

One is a tectonic plate and the other is platonic tech

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What is the highest honour for a geologist

To become a knight of the tectonic order.

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February 29th, 2020

On February 29th of this year, something extraordinary happened.

I was walking across the road, head down, minding my own - when I heard it. This incessant, mechanical noise. Like spring-loaded footsteps. Real slow.

Far away, it came. Cascading against the city walls. A pneumatic sigh....

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