UPJOKE
impactaffecttouch ontouchsmitefillipimpingepummelpulseheartbeatstrikehithitterclavethwack

Repercuss Jokes

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Girls can own as many sex toys as they like to without any repercussion

But when a guy own a single dildo they're instantly gay.

A poor cowboy needs a horse.

He buys the only horse he could afford, one that has its commands messed up.

"He'll go when you say 'whoa!' and stop when you say 'giddy up!'" instructs the seller.

The cowboy sets off riding the horse, feeling silly for saying 'whoa'. As he rides further, he sees an upcoming cliff. He...

I was told that my actions could have grim repercussions.

I though ' isn't that what Death sits on?'

Don't you dare hit that drum again!

If you do, there will be repercussions!

The best feeling in the world is waking up realizing that you don’t have to deal with the repercussions of what you did in your dreams...

That is until my wife wakes up and I have to deal with the repercussions of what I did in HER dreams

A drummer got sentenced to prison for repeatedly beating up people.

He got his repercussions.

What's it called when the Grim Reaper screws up and gets a concussion?

A repercussion

My favorite wisk broke

I saw the same one at the store but I didnt have any money for it so I decided to steal it. I knew the repercussions of shoplifting, but it was just a wisk I was willing to take.

So me and Death are trying to steal a sofa from a warehouse

The guard caught us and told us if we took the sofa there would be repercussions from it.

I repaired my drums after my son broke it...

Now he has to deal with the repercussions.

My flatmate is a drummer and his practicing has been getting on my nerves

I told him that if he didn't stop, there'd be repercussions.

I retired from rock drumming, but now I'm back!

Repercussions

Why are drummers impulsive?

They never consider the repercussions.

Budum dum crash

If a drummer quits band, but comes back later, would there be repercussions?

I used to play drums when I was little,

and I stopped after a couple years. But during my teenage years I forced myself to relearn the instrument just so I can show the world that I’m not afraid of repercussion

I played the drums once, but I swore never to do it again.

I didn't want to deal with repercussions.

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

So I heard Katy Perry just lost a case for stealing a bass line, and will probably lose a bit of money?

I guess you can call that a *repercussion.*

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

Why did the drum player commit suicide after being charged with homicide?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

I broke the drums at the bar where I work, so my boss had to order a new set

He told me there would be repercussions

You CAN decorate your sofa with pictures of Death in a hooded cloak...

But there will be grim repercussions.

In the old days, when you illegally downloaded music it would transfer everything but the drum tracks, so you’d have to duplicate those on your own.

That’s why they say you can’t steal music without repercussion.

An American and a Russian are arguing about who had more freedom back in the old days of communism.

The American says that if he wanted he could pee in front of the Statue of Liberty with no repercussions.
The Russian says that he could go to Red Square, drop his pants and take a dump right in front everybody with no problem.
After more than a few vodkas, the American admits that he exagge...

I must be getting old...

While reading a post about someone asking for "short clean jokes" this one came to my mind and I can't believe I remember it entirely after such a long time... I do not remember having read it here but if it's a repeat ~ I'm sorry...

So here goes...

_____________________________
...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.