One day, legendary musician Sting becomes bored of music, and decides to try his luck at day trading.

He does a few online courses and begins trading.

On the first day Sting loses some money, but learns from it, and unpertrubed by the small losses he continues with it. On the second day, Sting loses a bit less, and learns even more. Happy with the results, he decides to sink some more money i...

"Old McDonald had a farm..."

sang the cheery repossession man.

What happens when you can’t pay your exorcist?

Repossession.

[Long] Reposted joke

So there's this guy named Theodore. As a child, he was rather tough, almost on the gangster side, but kept to the rules so he wouldn't face too much punishment. In college, he studied a bit of law, and often worked out at the gym. Although he dropped out of college early, he was the perfect candidat...

Stedman, the repo guy

Once there was a man named John. He had recently got a new job in which he was working for a gangster, repossessing vehicles for him. He was working with many other repossession guys as well.

The best out of all of them was Stedman. He was known better as Sted. He had been working with the ga...

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