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Rel Jokes

What do Einstein's equations and his love life have in common?

They both involve relatives.

In other places, a suitable partner is judged on a 1-10 hotness scale.

In Alabama, they use relative humidity.

I think my friend worships eggnog.

Because we were having a discussion about religion, and he said he identifies as an "eggnog-stic".

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A Englishman was sitting in his barn then a welshman came

Englishman: ‟That your dog?”

Welshman: ‟Yep.”

Englishman: ‟Mind if I speak to him?”

Welshman: ‟Dog dont talk But.”

Englishman: ‟Hey dog, how’s it going?”

Dog: ‟Doin’ all right.”

Welshman: (Look of shock!)

Englishman: ‟Is this Welshman your owner?” (Po...

People say wealth is relative

The wealthier you are, the more relatives you will get.

Why did Einstein marry his first cousin?

Because, it was all relative.

Why did the driver accelerate toward the red light?

So it would blue-shift to green.

Don't think that's funny? Well, comedy is all relative.

Einstein's second wife was his cousin ...

... so I guess sometimes love is relative.

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