Edit: I guess adding mentos to this joke was a good idea...
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What kind of candy do you offer a woman with a foot fetish?
Mentos
Two mentos are in a bar...
...just enjoying a drink of coke, (as they do of course.)
Then a Halls Cough Drop walks in.
One of the mentos hides under the table. Shaking.
The other one asks him "What's up?"
The mentos hiding under the table replies "You don't wanna mess wi...
Where do Mentos go for fun ?
to the amusemint park
For sale: Pack of Mentos
Mint condition, original packaging.
Dad: What's the opposite of ladyfingers?
Kids : no idea
Dad : mentos
What did Cola say to his buddy Mentos?
"You're overreacting."
As we were heading through the grocery store checkout, my wife looked over at the candy and said, "Oh, Mentos! Let's get some!" I shrugged and said, "I already have Mentos." Puzzled, she asked, "Really? Where?"
"On my men feet!"
"Son, do you know what the opposite of ladyfingers is?"
"No dad," I say rolling my eyes.
"Mentos."
Yesterday i found out that i got a foot fetish
Because i like Mentos
What do you call the opposite of a lady’s finger?
Mentos
A woman died after drinking 18 litres of coke
She ate a packet of mentos and they found her head 3 miles away
Dear Diet Coke
Dear Diet Coke,
I feel like you are overreacting.
Sincerely, Mentos
What do you call a thoughtful Spanish mint?
A pensa mentos.
What’s a girl with a foot fetish’s favorite candy?
Mentos
North Korea claims to have just tested an H-Bomb
Turns out they just discovered Mentos and Diet Coke
Condoms galore
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: T...
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