Two mentos are in a bar...

...just enjoying a drink of coke, (as they do of course.)


Then a Halls Cough Drop walks in.


One of the mentos hides under the table. Shaking.


The other one asks him "What's up?"


The mentos hiding under the table replies "You don't wanna mess wi...

Where do Mentos go for fun ?

to the amusemint park

What do you call the opposite of a lady’s finger?

Mentos

What is a cannibal’s favorite candy?

Mentos

For sale: Pack of Mentos

Mint condition, original packaging.

Dad: What's the opposite of ladyfingers?

Kids : no idea



Dad : mentos

What did Cola say to his buddy Mentos?

"You're overreacting."

As we were heading through the grocery store checkout, my wife looked over at the candy and said, "Oh, Mentos! Let's get some!" I shrugged and said, "I already have Mentos." Puzzled, she asked, "Really? Where?"

"On my men feet!"

What do you call a thoughtful Spanish mint?

A pensa mentos.

I used to think there were fig-flavoured mentos

but they were fig mints of my imagination.

What kind of doctor is Dr. pepper?

A fizzician!


I’ll see myself out






Edit: I guess adding mentos to this joke was a good idea...

Thanks for the gold and silvers!

Happy New Years y’all!

"Son, do you know what the opposite of ladyfingers is?"

"No dad," I say rolling my eyes.

"Mentos."

What’s a girl with a foot fetish’s favorite candy?

Mentos

A woman who drank 10 litres of Coca Cola every day has died.

She ate a Mentos and they found her head 3 blocks away

Condoms galore

Nike Condoms: Just do it.


Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.


Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.


Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.


Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.


Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: T...

North Korea claims to have just tested an H-Bomb

Turns out they just discovered Mentos and Diet Coke

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