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What do you call a mini-golf club made of wasp testicles that's covered in Reese's Pieces?

A peanut butter bee-nut putter.

My brother was murdered today

cop: do you mind identifying the body \[puts hand on my shoulder\] I have to warn you the body was hacked up.

me: \[tearing up\] yes that's my brother Reese.

cop: you're sure?

me: \[nodding\] those are Reese's Pieces.

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The Birth of Baby Ruth

It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "Hey Sweetheart, how'd you like to Crunch on my big hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?"

Well, she immediate...

A Deputy reports to a crime scene at Reese Witherspoons house.

He arrives on scene and reports to the Sheriff.
Deputy quickly asks, "What happened?"

"There was an explosion," replies the Sheriff.

- "Any casualties?"

- "Just one"

- "Any suspects?"

- "None."

- "Type of explosive?"

- "No clue."

- "Last q...

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