I was out for a drive when the car suddenly started shuddering and the front wheel fell off.
I stopped and got out trying to figure out what the heck happened. As I cross the front of the car I can see the tire is in the ditch by a fence that says, St Clements institute for the insane. I can plainly see that the lug nuts have all come off allowing the tire to falloff the car. I quickl...
This is a story about a man
Well it made me laugh. Courtesy of the late Clement Freud:
This is a story about a man. His wife has told him that if he ever comes home drunk she will leave him.
Nonetheless he goes out. He drinks a lot and throws up all over himself. He turns to his friend and asks what he can do...
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A man gets on a bus after he finishes work,
and ends up sitting next to a very prettyy nun, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.
"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 9 o'clock, she goe...