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Redbull Jokes

Instead of water, I put redbull in the the back of my coffee maker this morning

I was halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car.

This morning i used redbull instead of water to make my coffee.

After 15 minutes of driving on the highway, i realized i left my car at home!!!

How did Redbull break up The Beatles?

It gave McCartney Wings.

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I found a butterfly on the ground without wings, so I poured some redbull on it and BAM...

... it drowned

My doctor said that I should stop mixing coffee and redbull

He’s just jealous that I can lock a drawer and still have time to throw the key inside

I brewed my coffee with Redbull today

I can smell noises

What should a bird nourish its chick with to ensure it's proper development?

Redbull

I have been informed redbull does not give you wiiiinnggsss anymore

They just give you wings

What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink?

Redbull Redbull

So here I am eating a clock

It's very time consuming so I desided to spice it up abit and add some redbull to make time fly

A mouse entered my house

He ate everything, even drank some redbull and now I have a bat problem

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The Bartender and the apple

A man walks into a bar and sits down. An obviously drunk man next to him says "Buddy, you wont believe this but this bartender has any flavor apple you can think of!". So the man sarcastically pipes back with, "Hey bartender, gimme one of your finest crown and coke flavored apples!" To his surprise,...

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So a guy walks into a bar

He walks up to the bartender and says."I'll take a Vegas Bomb, Crown and Redbull please."

So the bartender, puts an apple on the bar before him. Confused the man looks at the bartender wondering if this is some kind of joke. Before he can ask, the bartender already knows to explain.

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