This morning I made my coffee with an energy drink instead of water.
Fifteen minutes on the highway later I realized I forgot my car in the garage.
What is James Hetfield's favourite energy drink ?
No idea, but it's probably Some Kind of Monster.
I once tried to pay for my food at Hooters with an energy drink...
Apparently Red Bull doesn’t give you wings.
McDonald's just came out with a new energy drink
They called it McSquared
Did you hear about the people who stole 357 energy drinks?
I don't know how these people sleep at night.
"Son," I said, "would you fetch me an energy drink from the shops, please?"
"Monster?" he asked.
I said, "No, your mother doesn't want one."
My wife was at an energy drinks shop.
She phoned me and said, "Would you like a Monster?"
I said, "No, thanks. I've already married one."
A weasel goes to the bar
One day, a young weasel went to the bar. The bartender took one look at him and says, “You are under-aged. I can’t serve you beer.” The weasel asks, “What can I have?”
The bartender replies, “I have bottled water, juice, energy drinks, and pop.”
“Pop!” goes the weasel.
Treadmill joke.
So, I wake up early, drink some energy drinks and ride my treadmill to stay healthy. I'm feeling very confident with my workout and put in more time, running harder and for longer. Eventually I want to continue my success onto the rowing machine and so I start to wrap up, looking to the little scree...
What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???
N.O.S.
too bad he can't handle the crash...
The two friends and Hooters
Two men, Kyle and Irish, grew up together, but after college Kyle moved to Maryland and Irish to Texas. They agreed to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other.
At age 32 they met, finished their round of golf and headed for lunch.
"Where you wanna go?"...
A lady came into work today.
And she purchased an energy drink and a pie.
I said “so just the drink and the mince and cheese pie?”
She said “no, actually it’s a steak and cheese pie.”
And to that I said “oh sorry, my misSteak and cheese”
My mis STEAK... and cheese.
I’m telling everyone
Gatorades competition. [OC]
Upon the inception of Gatorade at the University of Florida, and the strides the teams were making on the field, Florida State University *also* tried to make their own energy drink for student athletes.
Unfortunately no one wanted to drink the "*Seminole Fluid*"...
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