Did you hear about the people who stole 357 energy drinks?
I don't know how these people sleep at night.
I scored a date with an energy drink.
Now I can say I went out with a Bang!
What is James Hetfield's favourite energy drink ?
No idea, but it's probably Some Kind of Monster.
I once tried to pay for my food at Hooters with an energy drink...
Apparently Red Bull doesn’t give you wings.
"Son," I said, "would you fetch me an energy drink from the shops, please?"
"Monster?" he asked.
I said, "No, your mother doesn't want one."
McDonald's just came out with a new energy drink
They called it McSquared
This morning I made my coffee with an energy drink instead of water.
Fifteen minutes on the highway later I realized I forgot my car in the garage.
What does an energy drink and tropical bird have in common?
It takes more than toucans to wake me up.
My wife was at an energy drinks shop.
She phoned me and said, "Would you like a Monster?"
I said, "No, thanks. I've already married one."
Treadmill joke.
So, I wake up early, drink some energy drinks and ride my treadmill to stay healthy. I'm feeling very confident with my workout and put in more time, running harder and for longer. Eventually I want to continue my success onto the rowing machine and so I start to wrap up, looking to the little scree...
A weasel goes to the bar
One day, a young weasel went to the bar. The bartender took one look at him and says, “You are under-aged. I can’t serve you beer.” The weasel asks, “What can I have?”
The bartender replies, “I have bottled water, juice, energy drinks, and pop.”
“Pop!” goes the weasel.
Last night our teenage daughter ran into our bedroom...
"Dad! Mom! There are monsters under my bed and in my closet!"
"Yes darling we know all about your energy drink addition, now go back to bed"
The two friends and Hooters
Two men, Kyle and Irish, grew up together, but after college Kyle moved to Maryland and Irish to Texas. They agreed to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other.
At age 32 they met, finished their round of golf and headed for lunch.
"Where you wanna go?"...
Gatorades competition. [OC]
Upon the inception of Gatorade at the University of Florida, and the strides the teams were making on the field, Florida State University *also* tried to make their own energy drink for student athletes.
Unfortunately no one wanted to drink the "*Seminole Fluid*"...
What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???
N.O.S.
too bad he can't handle the crash...
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