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Diet Soda Jokes

My apologies to the LDS community.

What do you call a group of singing idiots who only consume diet soda and Granny Smiths?

The Moron Tab and Apple Choir.

You may think Iā€™m paranoid

But I think diet soda is just another form of pop elation control.

This joke may contain profanity. šŸ¤”

A woman goes into the grocery store...

She grabs a basket, and fills it with her shopping - a single portion dinner, a bottle of diet soda, a TV Guide, etc. She gets up to the register and puts her items on the conveyor. The young man at the register looks at the woman, looks at her purchases, then looks back at her and says, "Wow...you ...

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