A guy inherits a fortune and goes on a massive spending spree: Ferraris, yachts, private jets, the works.
He upgrades his wardrobe and goes to the most exclusive shops for bespoke outfits. When it comes time to get shoes, he wants something a little different.
The salesman shows him a ...
A woman goes into a store...
and sees a gorgeous pair of white stilettos.
She asks what are they made of.
The assistant said they were made from human skin and cost $1500.00 a pair.
The woman said she could not afford that.
The assistant said says 'Don't worry, we have them in black for $4.99.
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3 scientists are on a research vessel
There's a storm at sea, and the ship sinks. The 3 scientists are the only survivors, and wake up on a small island. Upon regaining consciousness, they are quickly captured by a native tribe living on the island. This tribe has an ancient custom of using tanned human skin to make their canoes....