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Racists Jokes

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There are only two types of people worse than racists

The blacks and the jews

What do nerds and racists have in common?

They both aspire to be wizards.

What do you call a group of confused Spanish speaking racists?

The ¿Qué Qué Qué?

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Sadly I think my family are a bunch of racists.

I started dating a black girl recently, so I decided to bring her home to meet the family.

The kids wouldn't talk to her and my wife told me to pack my bags and leave.

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What's the difference between racists and bucket of shit?

The bucket.

Why do racists hate calculus?

They hate integration.

Why are racists so good at solving rubik's cubes?

Cuz they looooove seperating colors.

why are racists so good at doing laundry?

They always separate the whites with the colors

Reddit might be a toxic cesspool full of degenerates and racists...

But at least there is free cake.

I love racists

Jeff Gordon is my favorite though.

Hipsters are like racists

No one admits to being one

Whats a racists favourite type of tree?

Bigotry.

They say 30% of Australians are casual racists

The other 70% are full time

Why do racists love making meringues?

They get to seperate the whites

How many racists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don’t believe in change.

What do racist statues and racists have in common in 2020?

Trouble staying erect

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So turns out my wife Is racist

So I met a beautiful black woman but when I introduced her to my wife all she said was "pack your shit and leave"

I hate racists.

Especially black ones.

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I'm sick of these goddamn racists and their glowing swastika tattoos.

Damned Neon-Nazis.

You know, most letters of the alphabet aren't racists...

...but not z

I think that the geese in Canada are racists.

They kept yelling honk eh’ honk eh’ honk eh ‘!

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