Quinta Jokes

Next to Denny’s

(USA-centric)

"Mama, how did I get my name?"

"Why do you need to know, Loquinda?"

"It's for my homework."

"Well, I was staying at a LaQuinta Inn the night you were conceived. So I just rearranged the letters a bit to make a pretty name."

"Oh. That's cool. How did m... read more

As he hits the floor someone yells out "is there a doctor in the house?"

When nobody else volunteers, a young lady responds: "I'm not a doctor, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night." After checking the man's vitals she realizes he only speaks spanish. "Is there a Spanish speak... read more