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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

I offered to pay a friend to help me find the answers to a quadratic equation.

The equation was X^2 - 7X + 12 and even though I was prepared to give cash he gave me the answers for free.

I love quadratic equations so much I would give up my first born child for it

and thatโ€™s not a hyperbola

You're in math class learning about quadratics.

You: The y-intercept is (8,0) right?

Student 2: Parabobly.

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