Why do public servants avoid looking out the window before lunchtime?
So they'll have something to do in the afternoon.
A teacher instructed a second-grade student to give a sentence about a public servant
"The fireman came down the ladder pregnant", he answered.
"Umm... Do you know what pregnant means?"
"Yes", said the boy. "It means carrying a child."
A woman gets on a bus with her baby
The driver can't hold himself and says: "Oh my goodness, what an ugly baby"
The woman walks to the back of the bus angrily, thinking about what the driver said. She finds an empty seat next to a man and sits there. The man asks: "Excuse me madam, what happened back there, would you mind telli...
What do those who beg for other people's money while trying to control them call each other?
3 Kids are arguing about who's dad is the fastest...
At lunch, the first boy says his dad is the faster because he is a brick layer & when he drops a brick from the 5th floor he can run to the ground level & be there before the brick hits...
Not bad says the 2nd boy, but my dad is faster.
He is a professional archer. ...
A Chinese Official invites a Malaysian Official to his house
The Malaysian official is in awe that the Chinese official's house is a big and luxurious mansion, so he ask him how did he manage to own such an estate with a public servant's salary.
The Chinese man take him to the balcony, and points to a half built bridge.
"See that bridge? I used ...
A woman got on a bus, holding a baby.
A woman got on a bus, holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her wha...