What do you call it when you remove a dog from public office?

An impoochment!

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How did a sexy but unqualified Japanese woman get voted into public office?

Erections.

Two clowns are running for public office...

It's funny for me though because I live in Canada.

I don’t think Elon Musk’s comments hurt his odds of being elected to public office

Now he just has to run as a Republican

Why should you vote a janitor into public office?

If you want them to make sweeping changes.

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I don't normally see eye to eye with most Trump supporters, but if there's one thing we do agree on...

It's that the president of Puerto Rico is the dumbest son of a bitch to ever hold public office.

"Have you ever cheated on me?"

An old married couple was sitting on a bench in a park. They have seen plenty of struggles and success in their long life together, and now were enjoying retirement.

"I have been faithful to you all these years, darling", the man continued, "I have sometimes wondered about your loyalty, but I...

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