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Psychopaths Jokes

Why are hair stylists the best psychopaths?

Because they want everybody to dye.

Should we eliminate psychopaths from the gene pool?

It might seem like a splendid idea, but as much pain and suffering these individuals put the rest of us through... We still need women for survival of the species.

Lawyer Joke

I'm reading Thomas King's book "Obsidian" and there's a line it that asks "Why do lawyers look like psychopaths? Because they don't want to look like politicians."

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

What do you call walking trails behind mental institutions?

Psychopaths

Dolphins are the Ted Bundy of the animal kingdom

Raping murdering psychopaths, but white women love them.

If mental hospitals had walkways...

They'd be called psychopaths.

long. Two cops lead an unfortunate man into a padded cell

Instantly the men in white coats grab him, wrench his arms behind his back and, when he screams in pain, the psychiatrist tears down his trousers and jags him with a needle.

As they're carrying the unconcious body out the younger of the cops, shocked, says:

"Was that really necessary? ...

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