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Subpoena Jokes

What's a lawyer's favorite drink?

Subpoena colada

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I got a court summons along with my cocktail

It was a subpoena colada

I’m pitching a show about magical arts in the legal system

Subpoena the Teenage Witch

What drinks are served in courthouses?

Subpoena Coladas

Probably done before: What's a pirate's LEAST favourite letter?

Dear Mr Redbeard,

It has come to our attention that you have been illegally duplicating and reselling copywrited movies without permission.

As such, and utilising the full jurisdiction of the Federal Communications Authority, you are subpoenaed to appear before the Federal Supreme Cour...

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My girlfriend is upset that there’s no female equivalent of a “justice boner.”

I think she’s suffering from subpoenas envy.

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What will Trump associates put on their toast this morning ?

Subpoena butter.

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The Twelve Thank-You Notes of Christmas

Dearest John:

I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a delightful gift. I couldn't have been more surprised.

With dearest love and affection, Agnes

December 15th

Dearest John:

Today the postman brought your very sweet gi...

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