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Pringles Jokes

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Pringles: "Once you pop, you can't stop."

Why the are they resealable then?

What do they call Pringles in Spain?

Pr*español*

This idiot on the treadmill at the gym.

Just put a water bottle in the Pringles holder.

What's wrong with Pringles?

They're just too hyperbolic!

The creator of pringles is dead and is now buried in a pringles can. But why couldn't he just make the hole wider for us to reach the bottom?

Guess he just wanted us to be jealous that hes the only one who can.

I saw a woman drop a can of Pringles in the store. I picked it up for her and she thanked me.

I told her that I like to help out when the chips are down.

What do you get if you apply enough heat and pressure to Pringles?

Fission chips

If Sam McCringle can mingle with a single bag of Pringles in the time it takes to sing a single jingle, with how many Pringles did Sam McCringle mingle?

none... Pringles come in cans

My go-to pickup move when I'd just walk next to a girl in the bar and whisper in her ear "If I get excited,I can touch the bottom of the Pringles can" and see how their eyes light up excitement

I love these new snack size ones.

"I never have trouble getting the last few Pringles out of the can"

-Donald Trump, 2016

What are Santa's favorite kind of potato chips?

Crisp Pringles

What did Beyonce say to the fat girl?

"...You ate all my pringles lady, all my pringles lady."

Reddit, help me finish this joke!

I have the first two parts:

1) The inventor of the Pringles crisp packaging was so proud of his invention that he was cremated and buried in a Pringles can.

2) The inventor of Doritos requested his family dust his grave with crumbled Doritos before burying his urn.

I need hel...

This is ridiculous!

I just saw a guy put his waterbottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill next to me!
What a waste of space.

I have started measuring my weight by hand to can

by this I mean how far down the Pringles can my hand will reach

Watching gymnastics

*gymnast does a double-triple-super-ultra-backflip-frontflip but takes a tiny step when she lands*

Me : *mouthful of pringles* what a loser

Mix up

An old man suddenly arrived in Hell in a burst of flames, looking lost and confused
The Devil looked at his paperwork, and frowned. He was unable to find this old man’s data file.

“This can’t be right,” the old man grumbled, looking at the Devil, “I’ve been a good man all my life.”
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Condoms galore

Nike Condoms: Just do it.


Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.


Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.


Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.


Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.


Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: T...
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