Cheetos Jokes - 39 Hilarious Cheetos Jokes

Did you hear about the guy who robbed the Cheetos factory?

He was caught orange fingered.

I like my pick-up lines how I like my cheetos

Dangerously Cheesy

What do Hot Cheetos and a Gun have in common?

Bring it to school and everyone starts acting like your best friend .

"What's that in the bag?" "An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos."

"You can't bring that into the movie."

There's a new machine at my gym.

I used it, but after an hour I started feeling sick...

It's got Snickers, cheetos, Peanuts... Everything!

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A man goes to the doctor because his has turned orange.

After a thorough physical examination:

Doctor: "We can't find anything physically wrong with you that would turn your orange. I'll be honest, I've never seen anything like this, perhaps it's a psychological issue. Have you been under a lot of stress lately, maybe at your job?"

Ma...

Did you hear about that guy going around stealing everybody's Flamin' Hot Cheetos?

He was caught red-handed!

...I'll see myself to the door.

Riddle me this: What's Hot N Red, Best in Bed?

A bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos cause I'm alone

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Guy goes to the Doctors.

Guy: I need you to look at my , it has turned orange.

Doctor: Wow, I have never seen anything like this, do you

work with chemicals at all.?

Guy: No I don't work anymore.

Doctor: So what do you do then.?

Guy: Watch all day and eat Wotsits and Cheetos.

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Guy goes to Doc because his is orange.

A guy goes to the doctor because his is orange;

Doctor looks at it and say, “yep, it’s orange alright”

Guy says, “why is it orange doc? What could it be?”

Doc thinks for a minute… then asks the guy, “do you work around dyes or paints or anything like that?”

Guy says,...

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Guy with an Orange

Guy with an Orange goes to the Drx and says "Doc, my turned orange"

The Doctor says " that's odd. Have you changed your behaviors recently, or diet, or is there an increase of stress in your life?"

Guy replies back " No, No, and no"

The Doctor says " Ok that's odd. N...

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bright orange

A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he has a bright orange . The doctor takes a look and sure enough, the man's is bright orange.

The doctor asks the man about his daily habits to see if he could get a clue about the cause of the malady.

The man says "My day is pret...

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A young guy goes to a doctor, complaining that his has turned orange.

A young guy goes to a doctor, complaining that his has turned orange. The man looks healthy enough, dressed well, clean shaven, etc., but when the doctor asks him to pull down his pants, sure enough, his is bright orange! The doctor has never seen a case like this before, so he begins to...

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Me: "Doctor doctor, the Covid pandemic has made my go orange..."

Doctor: "That's strange, can you tell me about your daily routine?"

Me: "Well we've been stuck in the house so I've been pretty much just watching and eating Cheetos"

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A guy goes to see his doctor

The doctor, as per routine, asks, "What brings you in today?"

The guy sighs and says, "My is orange."

The doctor looks up from his chart, slightly confused and askes, "Is that a metaphor or...."

The guy stops him and says, "No, doctor. My is bright orange."

Eve...

I need a recommendation for a good breakfast wine.

Something that would compliment baloney pancakes - or a nice Cheetos frittata.

(Bonus points if I can make it myself in the bathtub.)

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A guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doc my pecker has turned orange".

The doctor takes a look and says, "I've never seen anything like this before. We'll have to run some tests to see if you have been poisoned or something. Where do you work, a chemical plant?"

The guy answers, "No. As a matter of fact I've been out of work for a couple of months now, and I've ...

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How is Russian election meddling like stripping off all your clothes and riding a bicycle made out of Cheetos?

If you don't be careful, you'll end up with an Orange .

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An Unusual Affliction

A man goes to his doctor to complain about what he believes is a social disease he's contracted.

"Doc, you've got to help me. My has turned completely orange!"

The Doc runs all the usual diagnostic tests, but they all come back showing he has a clean bill of health.

Baffled...

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Man goes to the doctor with a complaint

When the doctor asks what's wrong, the man replies that his has turned orange. The doctor looks and verifies his complaint and then orders a series of tests to find out the cause. After not getting any answers from the tests, he asks the patient what he does during the day to see if this can n...

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An orange Johnson

So a guy goes to the doctor because his is bright orange.

The doctor examines him and says, "I've never seen anything like this before. Are you under a lot of stress at work?"

The guy says, "No."

The doctor says, "If you don't mind my asking, what do you do for a living?"<...

The secretary at my dentist office told me "The waiting room is just to the left, make yourself at home."

I've been back there every night since then to watch Cops and eat Cheetos in my underwear.

What is an adulterers favorite snack?

Cheetos.

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What's The Difference Between Donald Trump & a Bag of Cheetos?

One is a cheesy sack of toxic that's pumped up with orange dye and hot air, and is sold to ignorant masses with no taste.

The other is a corn-based snack food.

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A guy goes to see his doctor

He says, "Doc, this is a bit embarrassing, but I didn't know who else to turn to so..."

Doc: "What's the problem?"

Man: "Well, my.. my , it's turned, it's uh.. well it's bright orange."

Doc: "Orange? Wow. Never heard of that. Let's have a look."

The man drops his ...

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A man goes to see the doctor and tells the doc that his has turned orange.

The doctor looks at it and says, “I haven’t ever seen any thing like this before in my entire medical career. What do you do for a living? Do you work around any hazardous materials?” The man says no.

The doctor asks the man what he does all day. The man responds, “Nothing.” The doctor is rea...

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Donald Trump visited the White House doctor...

**Trump:** I got a problem doc, my has turned orange!!

**Dr Jackson:** Sounds bad. I better take a look.

**Trump:** (drops his shorts) Bad enough my face is orange but if this gets out I'm sunk with the ladies....whaddaya think, doc?.

**Dr Jackson:** (takes a look) Yep,...

Asked my co-worker if saw the big news report...

He said which one, The Mac 'n Cheetos announcement or the UK doing something?

True story, from 3 min ago... 'Murica

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Man goes to the Dr because his D!ck has turned Orange.

Man: Doctor, I have this orange , its freaking me out, have you ever heard of such a thing?

Doctor: Hmm interesting, mind if I take a peak?

So the man breaks out his bright orange man meat for the doctor to inspect.

Doctor: By god! You're not kidding, you just wo...

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Orange Bad

A guy goes to his doctor and says "Doc, ya gotta help me. My is turning orange!"

Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can have a look. Damned if the guy's isn't orange! Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a l...

I'm on a new diet where I can only eat and drink things where I know what the ingredients mean.

I can now tell you every ingredients use in Cheetos, how it's obtained, and the molecular structure.

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A man went to the Doctor because his had turned bright orange (note, this is NOT a Trump joke)

The Doctor examined his , and exclaimed, "Well, I'm stumped, and have never seen this condition before. Tell me, what did you do last night?"

The man said "Well, after getting home from work, I watched some and ate some Cheetos"

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A man goes to his doctor

A man goes to his doctor.
Man: "I'm worried doc. My is bright orange".

Doctor:" Well let me take a look"
The man takes out his and lo and behold it's bright orange.

The doctor scratches his head and asks
"Have you eaten anything unusual lately or been a...

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Doctor my has turned orange..

A man walks into a doctors office and says "doc my dicks turned orange!" So the doctor says "well have you had unprotected ? Or done any illicit drugs?" The man replies "no doc I've been home all week watching movies and eatin cheetos."

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A visit to the doctor

A man goes to see his doctor about a symptom he's noticed recently.

"Doc, I think something's wrong with my . It has a distinctly orange color to it lately."

"Well, have you been tested for any STDs?"

"Yes - all the results were clear, so that can't be it."

"Have yo...

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A guy goes to see the doctor . . .

. . . and pulls down his pants to reveal his is bright orange.

"Hmmm," the doctor says, "have you had any unprotected in the last 6 months?"

"No!" the man grumbled.

"Well, have you been to any 3rd-world countries lately?"

No, I *haven't*," the man said nastily.<...

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A man visits the doctor...

And the doctor asks,"What seems to be the problem?", and the man says,"well, it's turns out that my has turned orange." So the doctor takes a look, and he cannot figure out what it could be. The doctor says,"I'm not sure what what the problem is. What have you been doing for the past 48 hours?...

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A man goes to the doctor

The receptionist asks him what he's there for, and the man whispers "my 's orange."

The receptionist is a bit shocked, but tells him to go into examination room #1.

The doctor comes into the room shortly after, reads his chart, and says "Is this a joke?"

The man shakes his h...

Long: An underaged ginger walks into a bar...

The bartender ask for his ID. The ginger stops, making a big show of reaching into his wallet and pulling out an obviously fake card.

"What do you think yah trying to pull?" says the bartender, "This ain't no underage drinking bar. Scram punk!"

So the ginger gets kicked out on the stre...

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