A bag of Frito Lays and a bra are the same...

Once you open them you realize there's only half of what you thought inside

What did the chip say to the battery?

I’m Frito Lay if you are Ever Ready.

What did Andrew Cuomo's battery say to the female aide's chips

I'm Eveready if you're Frito Lay

A little IDAHO HUMOR From John H. Hill

A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other,

and finally they got married, and had a little sweet

potato, which they called 'Yam'.

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going...

What did the corn chip say to the light bulb?

Are you turned on? Because I'm Frito Lay

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