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Premature Babies Jokes

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What's the #1 cause of premature babies?

Premature ejaculation

My teacher made a joke about premature babies

"too soon", I said.

A kid comes home from school and asks his dad a question.

The kid says, "Dad, today in Health class we learned that premature babies are at risk for having defects in their life, and Mom says I was born before I should have been. Does that make me premature?"

The dad laughs, and grips his son's shoulder, "Kiddo, you're not premature, you just surviv...

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