What immediately preceded the second coming of Christ?
The second masturbation of Christ
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The purple flower joke. (Very long)
Once there was a boy in 5th grade, and he really liked this girl (simp) and he knew that she liked the color purple.
So one day during recess he found these purple flowers and decided to make his move on the girl, so he walked up to her (with the flowers) and said "You are my purple flower" a...
An elderly gent was invited to an old friends' home for dinner one evening.
He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.
While the wife was in the kitchen, the man l...
A man goes to the doctor.
He tells him "I have a problem!"
"What's your problem?" said the doctor, and the man preceded to tell:
"Two weeks ago, I saw my wife sleeping with a sailor. I grabbed my gun and threatened him. He begged for mercy and asked for a cup of coffee to settle down the issue. He said he was ...