I got banned from /r/Jokes for posting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"

Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...

Guys we should stop posting jokes about Communism.

It's wrong until everyone gets it.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My girlfriend and I just had an argument about posting our sextape, from start to finish online.

Is it pronounced Jif (like peanutbutter) or Gif (like gift)?

This is the third time I've read the policy upon posting jokes.

Ok Admin, i reddit already

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Every time I see someone posting lyrics of inspirational songs on social media, I get really pissed off.

But I will survive.

Those kpop stans just keep posting those dance videos on twitter and blasting them in my ears in public

Now its over i think i might have gotten btsd

This week everyone kept posting about "National Dog Day."

Gotta be honest... I can't tell the national dogs from the local ones.

Posting about Covid-19 on the Internet.....

Seems to have gone viral.

After seven years and half a million karma I will share the 5 unwritten rules of posting on this site:

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Posting my school jokes day#2

What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied

I've been holding myself back from posting communist jokes, as some people don't understand it.

Communist jokes become funny only when everyone gets it.

Posting my schools jokes day #1

What’s the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you

The wife of a sultan is a sultana. Why am I posting this fact?

No raisin.

I've never loved this joke but I'm posting as a result of a previous, lesser joke (my opinion, prove me wrong)

A man sees a beautiful woman on the street realizing he must have her, he propositions;

"I'll give you $10,000 for you to make love to me" he says

Considering the financial windfall the woman accepts.

The man then asks frugally "ok how about $500?"

Insulted the woman re...

Posting on Reddit is like fencing

You must always have a quick repost.

First time posting here, don't know if blonde jokes are appreciated

A blind cowboy walks into a bar, without knowing it's an only women's bar and says "anyone here wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bartender replies "since you're blind I'll fill you in on something. I'm a blonde woman and I've got a gun next to me, the woman to your right is the national judo ch...

A man is working setting up posts

A redditor sees this and gets furious so he walks up to the guy and says he needs to stop reposting

Depressing pickup lines.

Are you suicide?
Because I think about you every day.

Are you a toaster?
Because I really want to take a bath with you.

Are you a noose?
Because I really want to hang with you.

Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me.

Are you anti-...

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