What do you call it when a redditor tries to get karma without posting real content?

Cake day

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What is the opposite of shit posting?

Piss lurking.

I got banned from Instagram for posting food pictures

Apparently they only want to see the food "Before" you eat it, not "After"

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First time posting on this sub

A man comes home from the pickle factory and tells his wife he was fired because he got his penis stuck in the pickle slicer.

“Oh my gosh are you okay!!” She says as she’s pulling down his pants to see if there’s anything wrong with it.

“I... don’t see anything wrong with with it. “Wha...

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My first time posting on /r/Jokes was like being a UPS driver.

Because I fucked up the delivery

Posting on r/Jokes is like dating in Alabama

Neither bring anything original to the table

I would appreciate it if we stopped posting Holocaust Jokes. They're not funny, witty, or humorous. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust

He fell off the Guard Tower

My wife asked me what I'm posting on Reddit...

I tell her that they /r/jokes...

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I didn't make this 4 years ago. This might not be the worst joke. I'm posting again for the ones who read the original by the original poster...this is my version to pay homage

There are two identical twin brothers that live together. One happens to be a well-known porn star, and the other is a lazy ass. Lazy ass doesn't have a job and just likes to sit around the house. One Sunday, the porn star is angry and thirsty. He decides to make the brother do something useful....

This hacker keeps posting on my reddit account

I will find you and I will stop you.

why is everyone posting about 9/11?

It's still 2 months away.

They stopped putting pictures of missing kids on milk cartons, and started posting them on r/jokes

They get much wider coverage. No one reposts more than r/jokes.

My wife says I've been spending so much time posting on r/jokes, that she's leaving me!

I pleaded with her... tried to reason with her. I even got down on my knees and begged her not to go! I mean, where will I get all my material from now?

Why is everyone criticising EA?

I've only ever known EA as an excellent video game company and pioneer of the early home computer games industry. EA has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.

($50 has been deposited into your Paypal account, remember to delete this pa...

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A newly anointed priest is given his first posting.

Father Ben a newly anointed priest is given his first posting of his career. He’s fairly young and very nervous, but seeing his distress, Father Todd the elderly priest he’s replacing was very thoughtful and had prepared some cheat sheets so everything would transition smoothly. Hidden behind the al...

I saw a job posting for an Astronomer and it sounded pretty stress free.

I’d just do a bunch of light reading all day.

My dog ran away,I made some flyers, and I need your help posting them.

No one reposts more than this sub

Logan Paul shouldn’t go so long without posting a new video

He’s leaving his subscribers hanging.

Everyone is posting one legged Halloween costumes

and I can't stand it

Everyone keeps posting about Mayweather

But I'm 99% sure its August.

Posting a joke on a Reddit is like going in a bar.

Sometimes you get lucky, but most of the time you just lose your self esteem

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Six Lessons of Life

**Lesson 1:**

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give y...

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I've decided to stop posting sexist jokes....

Because women find them too complicated.

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Posting a Joke on reddit is like going to a bar...

You see the same shit repeated every week, but you can't stop from yourself from going there.

I tried posting about UNITED AIRLINES in a sub-reddit. The post was removed.

The sub-reddit was "Uplifting News".

Hey what's easier than posting to r/personalfinance?

Getting laid.

I was considering posting a joke that nobody had heard of, but I realized that it is actually pretty likely that...

...you already have reddit.

What's the difference between a monkey flinging poo at the zoo and someone posting political memes on Facebook?

Answer: One is the sad, desparate attempt of a poor creature with little freedom to get attention from strangers, and the other is just something animals at the zoo do when they're bored.

After my retirement at the company I worked at for 50 years, I looked forward to some relaxation time and putting my feet up, but my wife had other ideas...

... she insisted I take her to the local shopping centre every day.

Like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and out.

She's like most women - loves to browse & leaves me with endless time to fulfill.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following let...

I prefer posting memes over jokes

They just meme more to me




Im so sorry this was terrible

To the people who will be posting 9/11 jokes this month:

Please don't do it. Making jokes about 9/11 is just **plane** wrong.
~~dontkillmeforthis~~

What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

Since we're posting dirty limericks now.....

There once was a man from St. Lou

Who gave his dear sister a screw.

He said with aplomb:

"You're better than Mom."

Said she: "That's what Dad told me too."

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Told to me by /u/hasseth

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.