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Populations Jokes

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Ever wondered why China has one of the largest populations ?

It's not because their men are hornier or their women are sexier...

It's because their condoms are Made in China.

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Easily accessible porn is causing increased cases of erectile dysfunction in younger populations...

Its a growing problem.

Somebody told me there's an invasive species of giant frogs destroying local populations all across North America...

... What a bunch of bull.

Growing up, it always my childhood dream to study populations...

...then I came to my census

A man decides to put his life savings into opening an aquarium...

A young man took every penny he had and used it to open an aquarium. He worked tirelessly, growing it from a small roadside attraction into the greatest aquarium ever. Over a lifetime, he amassed the largest collection of sea life ever assembled. He and his team conducted scientific research and ran...

I get being "mysterious" is cool...

But turn signals are for the populations safety...

A behavioral scientist confronts her lab's receptionist:

'For the last time, I'm analyzing simulated populations. Not "playing with my imaginary friends"!'

(Shamelessly plagiarized from New Scientist)

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