Isotopes Jokes - 6 Hilarious Isotopes Jokes

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium?

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Im making bad chemistry jokes coz all the good ones argon

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Wanna hear a joke about radioactive isotopes?

Sorry, it just decayed.

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Why are Helium, Curium, and Barium called the medical isotopes?

Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium.

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What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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Chemistry jokes

1. Did you hear about the chemist who got cooled to -273.15°C? He's 0K now.

2. What's the most electronegative state? Fluorida.

3. Wanna hear a joke about sodium bromite? NaBrO

4. Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses here!" H...

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Chemical Analysis of Women

Item: Chemical Analysis

Subject: Women

Symbol: Wo

Discovered by: Adam

Atomic Weight: Average expected as 150lb, but there are known isotopes ranging from 100lb to 250lb.

Occurrence: Surplus quanti...

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