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Warheads Jokes

I've invented a rocket that intercepts incoming warheads by consuming them.

It's a cannibalistic missile.

Austria declares war on China:

„We have 200 soldiers and 3 Tanks“

China accepst: „We have 4 Million Soldiers, a Million Tanks an a couple hundred nuclear warheads“

Austria replies:„We abort the declaration, we can't provide enough accomodations for the war prisoners “

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