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An ex stonemason spent his days pining for his old life.

He took it for granite.

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What did Scorpion say when Sub-Zero wouldn't stop pining over his ex-girlfriend?

Get Over Her!

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Does anyone know any good tree puns?

I'm pining fir a new one, but they're not that poplar.

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What did the coniferous tree say to the deciduous tree?

I've been pining for you all winter!

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A friend of mine chops down trees, and then hauls away the lumber with a fleet of F-350 Super Duty pickup trucks...

...he's pining for the Fjords.

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