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A man and his falcon are arrested for attempting an armed robbery

It seems like it'll be a couple of months before the pair can be tried in court, so it's up to the police to deal with them in the meantime. After much debate, they come to a decision, and the next morning an officer comes to the county jail and gestures for the man to follow him. The officer explai...

A woman was in town on a shopping trip.

She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone rang.



It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible ca...

Three men are stranded on an island...

...Languishing in the sand. All of a sudden, a lamp washed up on the shore. The first man rubbed the lamp, and out came a genie.

The genie said to them: "I will grant each of you one wish"

The first man said "I wish to be the fastest man alive." As soon as the words left his mouth, he ...

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