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Did you hear about the coniferous Ent who carried the entire E Street Band to a 13 year old Make A Wish kid?

It's all over the newspapers – "SPRUCE BRINGS TEEN CONCERT"

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What did the coniferous tree say to the deciduous tree?

I've been pining for you all winter!

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Why don't pine trees eat salad?

Because they're coniferous.

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