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Konami Jokes

What do you call a Konami game in jail?

Contraband

TIL in 1988 the Konami sound department was arrested

They were apparently dealing with Contra Band.

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Why is EA the most hated video game company in America?

Because Konami is in Japan

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A Gamer Just Died.

And his family are having the funeral for him. His girlfriend shows up and notices 2 japanese men in suits sitting in the front row.

After the eulogy, they all go into the cemetery to bury him and the odd men keep following. The girlfriend gets concerned and asks the gamers friend who they ar...

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