You've all heard the first headline, but not the second...
A pun walks into a bar and kills ten people. Headline reads “Pun in, ten dead”. Pun is tracked to a hideout in the woods and perishes in a shoot out with police. Headline reads “Pun in tent dead”.
Three men are lost in the desert with no supplies, when the devil appears before them.
The devil looks at their skin and bones, their cracked lips, and says, “I see you’re in a bit of a rough spot. I can help you - let’s play a little game. You each get one chance to name a task I can’t do. If you succeed, I’ll save you.”
The first man immediately replies, “I bet you can’t buil...
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