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Performance Anxiety Jokes

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I was going to lose my virginity last night, but unfortunately I got the dreaded performance anxiety...

I wasn't sure that I'd blow her up the correct way.

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My girlfriend left me because of my performance anxiety.

I'd always shit myself before we went on a date.

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A recent survey found that most men prefer eating a fine meal in a restaurant to having sex.

Presumably because they get performance anxiety when diners are watching.

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