Pegging Jokes - 9 Hilarious Pegging Jokes

Do you want to hear a pegging joke?

I don't know if you can take it

My wife bought a strap-on and she announced she wants to try "pegging"...

I've been taking it pretty hard.

What’s a pirate’s favorite kink?

Pegging

My wife decided to try something kinky for my birthday. She thought pegging would just my day special she was wrong.

It made my hole weak.

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I could tell you a joke about pegging...

... but it might come out kinda shitty.

What did Tommy Wiseau say when he tried pegging for the first time?

"You're tearing me apart Lisa!"

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I don't get why good girls always go for assholes.

I don't even like pegging

What did the pirate say when he saw two of his shipmates pegging each other?

What are you doing to my leg??

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Shove a copy of Shaun of the Dead up someone's ass

Simon Pegging

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