Him "I know we agreed to trade my cheese for your chicken, but I forgot the cheese at home. Will you still give me the chicken?"
Her "Absolutely not! You know what they say: 'No parm, no fowl!'".
I've been trying to make a joke about swiss cheese...
But the joke has too many holes.
I know that was a cheesy joke. Most people aren't really that fondu of them. It's rare for them to be gouda jokes. You may think of me as a muenster for these jokes, and that I could do cheddar than this. I mean no parm in these puns. Alright, I'm done...
A diner ordered the chicken parmesan at a restaurant
Waiter: "Actually the kitchen has run out of parmesan—i’m very sorry, sir ."
Diner: "No parm, no fowl."
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Boris Johnson walks into a Bank
He needs to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, could you please cash this cheque for me?"
Cashier: It would be my pleasure. Could you please show me your ID?
BJ: Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Bor...
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