I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a roadworker.
But when I got home, I saw all the signs.
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Wilhelm has just been sent to a German concentration camp.
He’s very grateful when his first day of brutal roadwork is over, but when he returns to the camp he is introduced to a strange tradition. As a sadistic joke, the commandant has forced all the prisoners to pretend to be clock pendulums, rocking back and forth and saying “tick tock tick tock” over an...
I saw a sign on the highway that said: "End Roadwork."
But I don't know about that. Seems as if a lot of people would lose their jobs.
A roadworker walked into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. He says to the bartender, "A beer please, and one for the road!"
Trying to do my bit for the environment
..so I asked my work mates if they wanted me to pick them up.
Sure enough, I picked up two of the work mates in my car and off we went one morning to work. Roadworks caused us to divert our journey. We had to take the highway. Barry starts sweating.. I ask "What's wrong Barry!?"....