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I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a roadworker.

But when I got home, I saw all the signs.

I saw a sign on the highway that said: "End Roadwork."

But I don't know about that. Seems as if a lot of people would lose their jobs.

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Wilhelm has just been sent to a German concentration camp.

He’s very grateful when his first day of brutal roadwork is over, but when he returns to the camp he is introduced to a strange tradition. As a sadistic joke, the commandant has forced all the prisoners to pretend to be clock pendulums, rocking back and forth and saying “tick tock tick tock” over an...

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A roadworker walked into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. He says to the bartender, "A beer please, and one for the road!"

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