I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a roadworker.
But when I got home, I saw all the signs.
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Okay. So...
A roadworker walked into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. He says to the bartender, "A beer please, and one for the road!"
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Trying to do my bit for the environment
..so I asked my work mates if they wanted me to pick them up.
Sure enough, I picked up two of the work mates in my car and off we went one morning to work. Roadworks caused us to divert our journey. We had to take the highway. Barry starts sweating.. I ask "What's wrong Barry!?"....
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