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What did the old man say when he shook his fist at his kids who were valets?

Goddamn parkin' sons!

A disabled man gets a parking ticket...

And he asks the parking attendant, "is this because I'm disabled?"

And the attendant says, "no, it's because of your parkin' sins."

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