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Parking Fine Jokes

I have some fine parking skills.

I was complemented on my parking at the courthouse today. Someone left a note saying parking fine.

I found out my wife's been blowing the judge to get out of her parking fines.

I shouldn't be talking about it really... The judge put a gag order on it.

"I got a compliment on my driving today," said a blonde to her friend.

There was a note left on my windshield that said "parking fine".

A traffic cop went out of his way to leave a note under my cars wipers to let me know I had positioned my car correctly

It said "parking fine". So that was nice

The wardens at my University were always so nice.

They always leave little notes on my car complimenting me, like, "parking fine".

One time I received a ticket telling me that I parked really well

It said "parking fine" so that was nice.

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Traffic wardens are so nice in my area...

they always leave notes on my car like 'Parking fine'.

Just got my drivers license and I'm already getting compliments!

Someone left a note on my car which said "Parking fine!" I was so happy :)

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