There has been 45,000 cases of head lice reported in the last 24 hours across the Midwest
Researchers are scratching their heads over that one.
A new strain of head lice is going around, which is resistant to all conventional treatments.
This has left scientists scratching their heads.
I came up with a good lice joke just now...
... right off the top of my head.
What do you call lice that lives in a bald man’s head?
Lice are immune to corona
makes scientists all over the world scratch their head
If the plural or mouse is mice, and the plural of louse is lice...
What does it really mean if my spouse wants to spice things up?
Why did the parisitologist kill himself?
I guess he just lost his lust for lice
Two lice meet after many years and discuss about their lives.
The first one looks very healthy, while the other one is very sick.
"You look terrible", says the first one. "Why is that?".
"Well, I live in the mustache of a Harley Davidson motorcyclist, who rides all the time and the cold wind makes me get sick. How about you? You look so healthy"....
I have absolutely no idea how I got lice.
It’s a real head scratcher.
Crab lice on holidays
Two crab lice agree to meet on the beach in Florida for Summer holidays. One already being there, the other arrives all shivering.
"Why are you shivering?" asks the first.
The second answers: "I arrived in a motorcyclist moustache... I alsmost froze to death..."
" That's stupid,...
A policeman pulled me over
What do you do for a living, sir?
It's a strange profession, you have probably never heard of it. But I'm an insect blender.
An... insect blender?
Yes, I combine insects for a living
A few minutes later I reached int...
A recent study was released on head lice stating that 95% of lice populations are resistant to treatment.
Scientists are scratching their heads trying to figure out how this happened.
Here I am, scratching my head,
trying to solve this lice problem
Jonny: Teacher, Alice gets in my hair again. This has to stop!
Teacher (shakes head): A louse, many lice.
'One day, in ancient Egypt, Bastet went to her temple for a meal, but found that her priests were late.'
'She was quite annoyed, but they had served her well for many years, so when one of her priests arrived, she gave him the opportunity to explain himself.
'"Oh, great Bastet, please show mercy on us, your humble servants! A stranger with a strange god has come and is making demands of the Pha...
A wimpy kid wears a Santa hat to school.
All the girls are giggling and talking to him, he's in heaven!
Then the school bully, jealous of the attention, snatches the hat and says , " You don't care if I wear this, do you?"
The kid says " Do you have head lice?"
"No!" says the bully.
" Well you do now! Merry Chri...
I'm very good at remembering random facts.
For example, there are 3,500 different types of lice.
And that's just off the top of my head.
What do the brave men, and women who protect our towns and cities have in common with some very small bugs that get stuck in Edgar Allan Poe's hair have in common?
They're both Po-Lice.
* my wife kicked me out of the car shortly after telling you this joke. Crazy part about it is I was driving at the time.
An American, a Chinese, a Russian, a German and a Syrian passenger are on a train...
The American starts to toss legal documents out the train's window.
The German asks, "Vy are you doing zat?"
The American replies, "We have too much of these."
Then the Chinese begins throwing rice out the window.
The German asks, "Vy are you doing zat now?" ...
Two restaurants face each other across a city street. Every day the owner of the Greek restaurant, Nick, brings out his specials board, looks across the street at the Chinese restaurant and calls out to the owner:
"Hey, Chan! What comes with your specials today?"
"Flied lice!" <...
TIL Asians regularly eat insects
I heard they love lice
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a po-lice roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!" "Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish dr...
What kind of parasites do gangstas get?