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Yesterday i sat on a leech in the lake.

It sucks ass.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

The leech leaves you alone after you die.

I thought of some leech jokes...

But they all sucked.

What's so special about leeches?

I had a joke but it bloody sucks.

I used to have a pet leech.

It was attached to me.

What's the difference between a blonde and a leech?

If you slap them, the blonde keeps on sucking.

I saw some leeches on a running elk.

They were hanging on for deer life.

Do you know why EA leeches as much money as they can off of gamers?

It gives them a sense of pride and accomplishment.

Turkish joke translated in english

a day in a commercial flight, one british vampire, one french vampire and vampire temel (classic turkish funny character) are traveling.

after a while british vampire get thirsty, morph himself into a bat and flies away for few minutes and comes back with a bloody face.
french and temel as...

Medieval cures...

Were leeches on society

A missionary is treading the dangerous jungle...

He's been walking for weeks and has suffered mosquitoes, mud slides, leeches, dysentery and of course the unbearable heat and humidity. He's exhausted but in a few days he'll reach his destination.

Suddenly, a huge tiger leaps up from the bushes right in front of him. She's clearly hungry and...

A maths teachers husband buys an Aston Martin.

He pulls up into the drive of their house, eagerly awaiting his wife's response.

Instead, she looks angry and horrified. She storm up to his window and says "You ALWAYS leech off of MY money!"


"LOOK AT YOU! I don't know HOW you earned this car!"



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One day a multi billionaire was bored, so he asked his butler to get him 3 men.

A few hours later the butler comes back. The man says "OK I've got a deal you can't refuse. Whoever can swim successfully across this pool filed with sharks, eels, and leeches may have whatever his heart desires."

No one replies so the man gives up.

All of a sudden the man hears a sp...

Most animals don't like gore.

But leeches are suckers for blood.

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