My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.
I had to draw my own conclusions.
I’m tearing out pages of the dictionary.
I’m up to Mischief.
After a long day, I come home to see that someone tore the front and back pages of my dictionary.
It just went from bad to worse.
Last night I read all 800 pages of 'The History of Super-Glue'
...I just couldn't put it down!
If I ripped out the first 100 pages of my dictionary, will I then be able to look up well, but and actually?
Well yes, but, actually no
I'm a really slow reader. Today, I only got through six pages of my dictionary.
From dawn to dusk.
My girlfriend said period jokes aren't funny...
So I ended up throwing away 3 pages of jokes i had written about the Victorian era.
The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven’s Ninth...
In the piece, there’s about a 20 min long passage during which the double basses have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided to sneak offstage and go to the tavern next door for a quick drink. After slamming several beers in quick succession (as do...
A group of monks are responsible for hand-making new copies of the bible...
The entire monastery is devoted to the task, each day they all wake up and say their prayers before a humble breakfast and then they begin work. On the anniversary of creating his thousandth copy of the bible since he first joined the monastery two decades ago, brother Gray asks the abbot if he coul...
Two brothers from Ethiopia
Two brothers from Ethiopia opened up this place selling camel’s milk. They brought their own camels, all the way from Ethiopia. I was interested, so I paid them a visit.
They happened to be milking the camels when I came in. It wasn’t what I expected. Nagasi wiped his brow and cried out, “Sa...
Doctors
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it and says, Looks like a duck, flies like a duck... it's probably a duck, shoots at it but misses and the bird flies away. The next bird flies overhead, and the pathologist looks at it, then looks thro...
Communism is a System That Looks Pretty Great on Paper.
Unless of course, that paper makes up the pages of a History book.
A woman takes her kid to the walk-in clinic.
They're in the waiting room, and the kid gets bored. He starts to flip the pages of a magazine.
A friendly stranger notices, and says to the woman, "Looks like you've got a little bookworm."
"No," she replies, "pinworms."
Who are the fastest readers?
Apple users, they can read 30 pages of terms and conditions in just one second.
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