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Pablo Escobar Jokes

Pablo Escobar was being informed on by local children. Mortally wounded by police gunfire, his last words to them were

I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you Medellín kids

Pablo Escobar gets his comeuppance

Back when Pablo Escobar was still a small time crook, he was known for peddling his product in the shady street corners of his home town.

One day during said nefarious activities, a bunch of local children rode by on their bikes and recognized his face. They promptly reported the heinous crim...

What was Pablo Escobar's favorite book?

Two kilo mockingbird.

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What do Pablo Escobar and a cheap hooker have in common?

Blow Jobs

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