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P1 Jokes

P1: what's the difference between a baby and a toothbrush?

P2: i don't know

P1: well, I'm never letting you babysit

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Two prison inmates are in their cell on the 3rd floor. One turns to the other and says he has a plan to escape.

Prisoner 1: "So once I've explained the plan, I'll detail the roles we each will have."

Prisoner 2: "Ok."

P1: "Over the next week, we trade food with as many others as possible. We need all the fiber we can get."

P2: "Ok... that's doable, but-"

P1: "Then over the next wee...

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Two guys are talking about dc vs marvel

P1: Dude i cant watch dc movies they're too dark.

P2: Well to be fair so is marvel. Thanos killed half the universe.

P1: No like they're literally too dark I cant fucking see anything

My friend told me this

(Person 1) “what do you call the amount of space in a car?”

(person 2) “ummm.... cargo space?”

p1: “Nono! Car no do that, car stay ground!”

p2: \*sighs\*

p1: “so what is it called?”

The State of it

P1: If Mississippi is borrowing Missouri's New Jersey, then what will Delaware?

P2: Alaska

Two people are walking across a field when one of then spots a hole in the ground.

P1: Look out for that hole!

P2: what hoooooooooooooooooo...

Two patients are trying to escape a mental hospital

They devise a plan to get up to the rooftop and jump from one building to another. When they get there, the first patient jumps across to the next building with ease, but his friend was scared that he wouldn't make it if he jumped. The first patient thinks for a while then comes up with an plan.
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