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A3 Jokes

Old School Turtle Test

The Turtle Test tests how clean your mind is. There are four questions. Each question is correctly answered with a clean response.

Q1: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do on three legs?

A1: >!Shake hands.!<

Q2: What's it called when two co...

A small quiz

Q1: what do you call someone who can speak 3 languages fluently?

A1: trilingual

Q2: what do you call someone who can speak 2 languages fluently?

A2: bilingual

Q3:what do you call someone who can only speak 1 language?

A3:American

Where does A4 paper come from?

A3.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Test For a Dirty Mind

**Q1:** What's 6 inches long, has 2 nuts and makes girls fat?
> **A1:** [ Almond Joy ](#s)

**Q2:** What sticks out of a man's pajamas that you can hang a hat on?
> **A2:** [ His head ](#s)

**Q3:** What does a dog do on three legs, a man do on two legs and a woman do sittin...

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