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F2 Jokes

Two friends discussing dinner plans.

Friend 1: hey friend 2 what do you want to eat tonight
F2: hmm Iā€™m thinking fish
F1: fish?!?! Why fish?
F2:... for the halibut.

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Yesterday my GF seemed very nervous about giving me head...

..and instead was wildly smacking and hitting my thighs and lower stomach.
She seemed to be beating around the bush.

People always say I should be lucky to be able to live off workers comp, but it cost me an arm and a leg!

I was out of town for a couple weeks and I decided letting m...

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