What important step precedes the safe placement of C4?

B4.

What comes before C4?

B4

Did you hear about the terrorist who was charged for putting a pound of C4 into a steer?

Abombinabull!!

I just put C4 in my washer

And blew my load

Which car does a terrorist choose to plant a car bomb?

A Citroën C4.

What's Bin Laden's favorite chess opening?

Pwn to C4

How can you tell if being a suicide bomber really guarantees you blessings in the afterlife?

You have to C4 yourself

Why did the soldier blow himself up when he found out about exploding devices

He wanted to C4 himself

A guy was wondering what it's like being a suicide bomber.

I said "C4 yourself"

Which generation of Corvette was most likely to blow up?

Probably the C4

A guy exploded himself after asking me what damage could explosives do

All i said is "c4 yourself"

So my friend put down three explosives.

For some reason, I C4.

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You can tell a jihadi about the 72 virgins, but ultimately....

He has to C4 himself

3 steps to fix anything

1. Try duct tape, if that doesn't work, see 2


2. Try gorilla glue, if that doesn't work, see 3


3. Try J.B. Weld, if that doesn't work, C4

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A man wins an online contest but enters the wrong email address to access the code.

He realizes that his account is on yahoo instead of gmail and now someone else has received the code to access the $5000 prize. He drives to his office disheartened and asks his secretary if he should just send an email to the account requesting the person to forward the code. Then his frustration i...

what does it feel like to join a suicide bomb squad?

I don't know, you'll have to C4 yourself!

What do vending machines, explosives and a cross-eyed seeing two people have in common?

C4, and there's a chance someone might get hurt.

You might not expect it, but suicide bombing is fun!

C4 yourself.

A man gets pulled over for speeding

The cop comes over to the window and asks the man, "What's the rush?"
"Well, you see I a body in the trunk and I wanna bury it ASAP before it stinks up the place," Answers the man.
The cop confused, "Why is there a body in the trunk?"
"Well, I wanted to buy 3 kilos of heroin and the other g...

What’s every SWAT team leader’s favourite chess move?

C4

I convinced a bunch of people to blow themselves up on the street. Don't believe me?

Come c4 yourself.

What's a musician's favorite weapon?

C4.

But a knife will do in a pinch, so long as its #.

What size envelope do you need to send a letter bomb?

C4

I think Samsung has messed up with my new phone's shipment.

I had booked a Galaxy Note ''S7'', not C4.

Samsung sold me the wrong phone.

I bought the S7, but apparently they gave me the C4.

What's ISIS favourite car?

The Citroen C4

Three men, English, Russian and Pakistani are stuck on a plane..

The plane's about to crash, so they try to make the plane as light as possible.

The Russian man has an idea, and throws all his Vodka out the window. "We have plenty that in country"

The Pakistani opens his bag and throws out his guns, C4 etc. "We have plenty of those in our country"...

My friend said he wondered what it's like to blow up...

So I handed him explosives and said "Here, go C4 yourself."

How does a terrorist know what type of bomb he's using?

Well, he can C4 himself.

Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

*A conversation between two Wannabe Terrorists *

T1: Oi mate, check out this bomb. I got it for a very cheap price!!


T2: It's a fake man.


T1: Fake? C4 yourself man.


*explosion*

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