Do you know why all the O2 molecules are intelligent?

Because an stupid one would be an Oxy-Moron.

What did methane say on reacting with oxygen in presence of m2o3?

That's the wrong hole that's the wrong hole

Context: CH4 + O2 ( in presence of Mo2O3)-->hcho(meth-anal)

We played BINGO lastnight inside the shuttle

We all needed O2 to stay in the game

My dad died in front of me

Before he died, he scribbled me a note. They were his last words. I decided not to open it till I was ready. A year later, I opened it and this is what is said, "You are stepping on my oxygen line".

Edit: Holy macaroni with a side of O2, thank you so much for 190 votes!!!

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Why is Drake such a good chemist?

He can turn an O2 into an O3

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