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Jokes about masturbation are really overdone.

At this point it's just beating off a dead horse.

A contractor offered his client a choice of table tops made of various rock types.

Contractor: Here we’ve got some limestone. It’ll really bring the room together, man.

Client: I’m not too sure about that. It doesn’t wow me all that much.

Contractor: Well, I’ve got marble here. It’s pretty unique and could give you that one of a kind look you’re wanting.


Two cannibals are eating an actor

One turns to the other and says "Tastes pretty overdone to me"

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Im getting tired of jew jokes

They are really overdone.

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A man is having problems with his dick...

A man is having problems with his dick, which certainly had seen better times.
He consults a doctor who, after a couple of tests, says, 'Sorry, but you've overdone it the last 30 years. Your dick is burned out. You only have 30 erections left in your penis'.
The man walks home, deeply depres...

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